Office Cronies (www.officecronies.com) is a new designer plush line created by nottaTOY. If you've ever worked in an office, you know these guys. You've rolled your eyes at them. You've taken the long route to your desk just to avoid them.
The Office Cronies collection includes a cast of stuffies to titillate, provoke, or indirectly confront your co-workers. Put 'em on your desk to keep you company, give 'em to someone to drop a hint, or just collect 'em because they're pretty darn cool. They will make the absurdity of your workday more bearable.
The Office Cronies collection includes five different plush characters aimed at parodying office life; Mean Admin, Empty Suit, Captain Obvious, Fridge Raider, and Bottleneck.
Office Cronies characters stand between 9 and 11 inches tall with a flat bottom for stand-alone display, making them the perfect desk or cubicle decoration. They are firmly stuffed to make them plump and substantial and include a stitched name badge on back with an infamous quote that personifies their spirit. For example, Fridge Raider's name badge reads, "If it's not labeled, it's MINE! Wait - if it IS labeled, it's mine! No label can thwart me!"
The stuffie details on the Office Cronies Collection:
* A nifty badge on back with each character's name and infamous quote
* Flat bottom for easy display
* Made with a durable non-woven material
* Polyfill stuffing
* For big kids aged 15+
* Intended for people with good taste and an elevated sense of humor
* Each character is packaged in a polybag
Price: SGD 26 Each (Please specify type)
Office Cronies - Bottleneck by nottaTOY
Use humor to channel your rage at that person in the office that lives to get in the way of progress. Bottleneck says, "Your emergency is not my priority. I live to throw wrenches into your timelines."
The stuffie details:
* About 10 inches tall
* About 5 1/2 inches wide
* Fetching hourglass figure
Office Cronies - Empty Suit by nottaTOY
Take a pot shot at the big boss man of the office. Empty Suit says, "My strategy is to increase retention by decreasing attrition. Wanna see my bonus check?"
The stuffie details:
* About 10 inches tall
* About 10 inches wide (arm-to-arm)
* Sharp threads, including power tie
Office Cronies - Captain Obvious by nottaTOY
The guy in the office that drops a big "duh" bomb on a frighteningly regular basis. Captain Obvious says, "What we need is a solution to our problem! I'm filled with brilliant insight."
The stuffie details:
* About 10 inches tall
* About 7 inches wide
* Slammin' cape and flattering speedo
Office Cronies - Mean Admin by nottaTOY
Generate smiles by mocking the person in the office who never does. Mean Admin says, "I only smile for executives. Ask and you shall not receive. Order your own office supplies!"
The stuffie details:
* About 11 inches tall
* About 5 1/2 inches wide
* Stony glare, evil horns, and wireless headset included
Office Cronies - Fridge Raider by nottaTOY
The sneaky bugger that swipes all the good stuff out of the fridge in the office break room. Fridge Raider says, "If it's not labeled, it's MINE! Wait - if it IS labeled, it's mine! No label can thwart me!"
The stuffie details:
* About 9 inches tall
* About 13 inches wide (arm-to-arm)
* Sexy eye patch, someone else's lunch, and someone else's soda
